Top Four

An opinionated podcast by opinionated people. Hosted by Marco and Tiff Arment.

86: Overplayed Songs

The most overplayed, overused songs from the 1800s to today that we never need to hear again, but we know we will.

The most overplayed, overused songs from the 1800s to today that we never need to hear again, but we know we will.

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85: Series Finales 📺

Our favorite TV-show finales. (Don't worry, we're not ending this show!)

Our favorite TV-show finales. (Don't worry, we're not ending this show!)

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84: Jams, Jellies, Marmalades, and Compotes

Our favorite sweet spreadables.

Our favorite sweet spreadables.

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83: Road-Trip Songs 🚙🎶

Our favorite songs for road-trip playlists.

Our favorite songs for road-trip playlists.

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82: Flavors

That's right. Flavors.

That's right. Flavors.

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81: Halloween Monsters 🧟🧛🏻‍♀️🤡👻🕷🦇🐺

Tiff's favorite Halloween monsters, and the "monsters" that most scare Marco.

Tiff's favorite Halloween monsters, and the "monsters" that most scare Marco.

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80: Hal's Pairings

Join your favorite "seltziers" (or "crunchographers"?) as we discover amazing culinary pairings between Hal's seltzer flavors and Hal's potato chips.

Join your favorite "seltziers" (or "crunchographers"?) as we discover amazing culinary pairings between Hal's seltzer flavors and Hal's potato chips.

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79: Fla•Vor•Ice

The best flavors to grab on a hot summer day as you push past the children to get to the front of the line.

The best flavors to grab on a hot summer day as you push past the children to get to the front of the line.

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78: Pasta Shapes 🍝

After months of delicious research, we've ranked our favorite extrusions of dried semolina. We tried every shape we could find — yes, even that one.

After months of delicious research, we've ranked our favorite extrusions of dried semolina. We tried every shape we could find — yes, even that one.

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77: Simpsons Characters

Our favorite characters on The Simpsons.

Our favorite characters on The Simpsons.

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76: Seafood 🐟🦞🍤🦀🦪🍋🧈

Our favorite objects to eat from the ocean.

Our favorite objects to eat from the ocean.

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75: Beer Types 🍻

A tour of the world's best ways to combine barley, hops, yeast, and water.

A tour of the world's best ways to combine barley, hops, yeast, and water.

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74: Apple Products 📱💻🖥⌚️

How have we not done this already?

How have we not done this already?

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73: Lettuces 🥬

Our favorite leafy greens.

Our favorite leafy greens.

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72: Pop Tarts

Nobody should have 30 flavors of Pop Tarts. But having found ourselves in that situation, we did what any podcasters would do: taste-test all 30 flavors and rank our favorites.

Nobody should have 30 flavors of Pop Tarts. But having found ourselves in that situation, we did what any podcasters would do: taste-test all 30 flavors and rank our favorites.

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71: Christmas Episodes of The Office

In a special crossover episode with Somehow I Manage, we're joined by Merri and Stephen Hackett to rank our favorite Christmas episodes of The Office.

In a special crossover episode with Somehow I Manage, we're joined by Merri and Stephen Hackett to rank our favorite Christmas episodes of The Office.

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70: '90s-Representative Songs 💿

If you were scoring a '90s scene in a movie or TV show, what song would you choose to instantly transport people back to that time?

If you were scoring a '90s scene in a movie or TV show, what song would you choose to instantly transport people back to that time?

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69: Card Games ♦️♣️♥️♠️

Our favorite card games playable with a standard deck — or at least by ruining the top half of one.

Our favorite card games playable with a standard deck — or at least by ruining the top half of one.

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68: Smencils ✏️👃

We somehow made a podcast out of sniffing 55 scented pencils.

We somehow made a podcast out of sniffing 55 scented pencils.

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67: Sports ⚾️🏹🥌⛳️🤺🏓🏄🏽

The world’s worst sports commentators rank the world’s sports.

The world’s worst sports commentators rank the world’s sports.

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66: Face Masks 😷

Our favorite face-mask types, attributes, materials, and brands for varying circumstances.

Our favorite face-mask types, attributes, materials, and brands for varying circumstances.

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65: Chex Mix Pieces

Our favorite pieces to grab from the bowl of this ubiquitous party mix.

Our favorite pieces to grab from the bowl of this ubiquitous party mix.

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64: Taco Toppings 🌮

Celebrating this year's Cinco de Mayo that also falls on Taco Tuesday, we rank our favorite taco toppings.

Celebrating this year's Cinco de Mayo that also falls on Taco Tuesday, we rank our favorite taco toppings.

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63: Minecraft Mobs

The Arment family's favorite enemies, animals, and other bizarre creatures in Minecraft.

The Arment family's favorite enemies, animals, and other bizarre creatures in Minecraft.

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62: Best Bluths

Our favorite Bluth family members from Arrested Development.

Our favorite Bluth family members from Arrested Development.

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61: Candy Heart Phrases ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤍

The best (or worst?) phrases printed on Valentine's Day candy hearts.

The best (or worst?) phrases printed on Valentine's Day candy hearts.

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60: Waters🚰

This might be the stupidest thing we've ever done. And that's saying something.

This might be the stupidest thing we've ever done. And that's saying something.

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59: Royal Dansk Butter Cookies

Our favorite cookies from these classic blue tins before they're reused to hold buttons and sewing kits.

Our favorite cookies from these classic blue tins before they're reused to hold buttons and sewing kits.

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58: Cheeses 🧀

Our favorite types of cheese, taste-tested live for your enjoyment — or at least ours.

Our favorite types of cheese, taste-tested live for your enjoyment — or at least ours.

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57: One-Hit Wonder Albums

Music albums that contain one-hit-wonder singles, but are also really great albums.

Music albums that contain one-hit-wonder singles, but are also really great albums.

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56: Instant Coffee ☕💨

We taste-tested 14 instant coffees, from mouth parties to tire fires, to discover if there's anything redeemable about this much-maligned beverage.

We taste-tested 14 instant coffees, from mouth parties to tire fires, to discover if there's anything redeemable about this much-maligned beverage.

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55: LaCroix Flavors

Lauren and Jason Snell join us to taste-test and rank all 24 flavors of LaCroix seltzer.

Lauren and Jason Snell join us to taste-test and rank all 24 flavors of LaCroix seltzer.

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54: Emoji! 📅

In celebration of World Emoji Day, we ranked our favorite emoji.

In celebration of World Emoji Day, we ranked our favorite emoji.

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53: Band Names

Our favorite band names, regardless of the quality of the bands, or whether we've even heard of them before.

Our favorite band names, regardless of the quality of the bands, or whether we've even heard of them before.

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52: Eggs 🥚🍳

Our favorite egg preparations, from simple breakfasts to the fanciest parties.

Our favorite egg preparations, from simple breakfasts to the fanciest parties.

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51: Heist Movies

The culmination of months of research: our favorite heist movies, and why so many movies don't qualify.

The culmination of months of research: our favorite heist movies, and why so many movies don't qualify.

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50: Nuts 🥜🌰🥥🌽🍺

Our favorite nuts. Really.

Our favorite nuts. Really.

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49: TV Couples

To celebrate Valentine's Day, we rank our favorite TV couples. (Contains spoilers for popular '90s–'00s TV series.)

To celebrate Valentine's Day, we rank our favorite TV couples. (Contains spoilers for popular '90s–'00s TV series.)

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48: “Milks” 🥛

We taste and rank 12 different "milk" beverages of various animal, plant, and scientific origins.

We taste and rank 12 different "milk" beverages of various animal, plant, and scientific origins.

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47: Holiday Traditions

Our favorite Christmas or holiday traditions from the families that we're stuck with.

Our favorite Christmas or holiday traditions from the families that we're stuck with.

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46: Woodland Creatures 🦔🐿🦉🦆🦌🐇

Yes, we really ranked our favorite woodland creatures.

Yes, we really ranked our favorite woodland creatures.

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45: Breakfasts 🥐🍳🍰🥞🍕🥓☕️

Our favorite breakfast foods!

Our favorite breakfast foods!

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44: School Supplies ✏️📓🖊

Our favorite school supplies from our youth.

Our favorite school supplies from our youth.

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43: Beach Movies 🏖

What qualifies as a beach movie, and our favorite picks from a summer of heavy research.

What qualifies as a beach movie, and our favorite picks from a summer of heavy research.

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42: F•R•I•E•N•D•S

Our favorite characters from the hit '90s sitcom, Friends.

Our favorite characters from the hit '90s sitcom, Friends.

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41: 21 Pringles and One Prongle

There are more flavors of Pringles potato chips than we ever imagined, so naturally, we had to taste and rank as many as we could get our hands on.

There are more flavors of Pringles potato chips than we ever imagined, so naturally, we had to taste and rank as many as we could get our hands on.

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40: '90s Albums 💿

Our favorite '90s rock/alternative albums.

Our favorite '90s rock/alternative albums.

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39: Merch 💸

Our favorite types of merchandise for podcasts, video games, artists, and other things we're fans of.

Our favorite types of merchandise for podcasts, video games, artists, and other things we're fans of.

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38: Tracks in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

Our favorite tracks in Mario Kart for the Nintendo Switch.

Our favorite tracks in Mario Kart for the Nintendo Switch.

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37: Valentine's Chocolate Boxes 💝

Our favorite heart-shaped boxes of chocolates for Valentine's Day.

Our favorite heart-shaped boxes of chocolates for Valentine's Day.

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